PROVE YOURSELF. Take the quiz. Or suffer the consequences.
Ye posers beware! Turn back now while you still can. Answer the questions below and submit your answers to the form at the end of the quiz. Each correct answer is worth 1 point. The person with the MOST points will not only be able to say that they are not a POSER but will also win FREE merchandise from HAZMART. Hurry! The contest ends at midnight on Thursday. Good luck!
Answer in the form of a question.
1. Lets start out with a nice warm up. All this man wanted was a pepsi.
A. Johnny Rod
B. Mark Slaughter
C. Cyco Mike
D. Kip Winger
Bonus question: 1.5 points
What was the song title and band name?
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Fill in the blank
2. Former W.A.S.P. guitarist Chris Holmes is ___________.
A. An all around great guy.
B. A Mean Mutha Fuckin' Man!
C. Goofball
D. Persian Cat Breeder
E. All of the above.
3. Help former SEPULTURA vocalist, Max Cavalera, fill in the missing lyric to his song.
"...Under a pale grey sky,
We shall __________ !!!"
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4. What is the nickname of Peter Byford, the lead singer of the classic British Heavy Metal band SAXON?
5. Iconic Death Metal producer Scott Burns of Morrisound Studios worked with all but one of these bands. Can you figure out which band does not belong?
A. Malevolent Creation
B. DEATH
C. Demolition Hammer
D. Sepultura
E. Nocturnus
F. Trick question asshole! It is all of these bands!!!
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Matchmaker:
6. Match each Black Sabbath vocalist with the corresponding album they sang on.
Vocalists:
Tony Martin
Ozzy Osbourne
Ronnie James Dio
Ian Gillan
Glenn Hughes
Albums:
Headless Cross - Technical Ecstasy - Seventh Star - Master of Reality - Heaven and Hell - The Eternal Idol - Dehuminizer
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ON A MOUNTAIN OF ANGUISH:
7. You are standing high atop a frozen mountain peak at a Scandinavian Black Metal recital. Amongst the crowd a number of metalheads with corpse face paint are standing in a torchlit circle with a pentagram in the middle. They are evenly spaced and the 7th metalhead is directly opposite the 18th metalhead. How many metalheads are in the circle?
Traveling with KING DIAMOND
8. King Diamond is driving 50 mph in a horse drawn carriage under a full moon through a fog covered haunted backroad en route to his next concert. His destination is 125 miles away and the band takes the stage at exactly midnight. The time is 9:30 PM. How long will it take him to arrive at the concert. Will he make it in time?
TRIP AT THE BRAIN TEASERS BONUS QUESTIONS: 2 POINTS EACH!
A. The HAZMAN wanted to get into the VIP section of a JUDAS PRIEST concert. So he hid behind some large MARSHALL amplifiers and watched the guard at the door of the backstage. The guard said a number to each person as they approached, and the member would respond with a number of their own. If the member responded with the correct number they were let in. If they responded incorrectly they were thrown out and called a POSER. One member came up to the door, the guard said twelve, and the member responded with six and was let in. Another member came to the door, the guard said six and the member responded with three and was let in. Believing he had heard enough, the HAZMAN went up to the guard. The guard said ten, and the HAZMAN said five, but was denied access, verbally demoralized and called a POSER. What should the HAZMAN have said?
B. A broke ass heavy metal vinyl collector had spent all of his paychecks on many rare and precious vinyl records. He did not want anybody to know about them. One day, his wife said, "It is time to throw all of that garbage away. How many of those damn vinyls do you have?"
After pausing he cleverly replied, "Well! If I divide the vinyl albums into two unequal numbers, then 32 times the difference between the two numbers equals the difference between the squares of the two numbers. Figure that shit out and I will allow thee to dispose of my grand vinyl collection."
Help the merchant's wife by finding out how many vinyl albums her husband owns?
Answer in the form of a question.
1. Lets start out with a nice warm up. All this man wanted was a pepsi.
A. Johnny Rod
B. Mark Slaughter
C. Cyco Mike
D. Kip Winger
Bonus question: 1.5 points
What was the song title and band name?
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Fill in the blank
2. Former W.A.S.P. guitarist Chris Holmes is ___________.
A. An all around great guy.
B. A Mean Mutha Fuckin' Man!
C. Goofball
D. Persian Cat Breeder
E. All of the above.
3. Help former SEPULTURA vocalist, Max Cavalera, fill in the missing lyric to his song.
"...Under a pale grey sky,
We shall __________ !!!"
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4. What is the nickname of Peter Byford, the lead singer of the classic British Heavy Metal band SAXON?
5. Iconic Death Metal producer Scott Burns of Morrisound Studios worked with all but one of these bands. Can you figure out which band does not belong?
A. Malevolent Creation
B. DEATH
C. Demolition Hammer
D. Sepultura
E. Nocturnus
F. Trick question asshole! It is all of these bands!!!
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Matchmaker:
6. Match each Black Sabbath vocalist with the corresponding album they sang on.
Vocalists:
Tony Martin
Ozzy Osbourne
Ronnie James Dio
Ian Gillan
Glenn Hughes
Albums:
Headless Cross - Technical Ecstasy - Seventh Star - Master of Reality - Heaven and Hell - The Eternal Idol - Dehuminizer
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ON A MOUNTAIN OF ANGUISH:
7. You are standing high atop a frozen mountain peak at a Scandinavian Black Metal recital. Amongst the crowd a number of metalheads with corpse face paint are standing in a torchlit circle with a pentagram in the middle. They are evenly spaced and the 7th metalhead is directly opposite the 18th metalhead. How many metalheads are in the circle?
Traveling with KING DIAMOND
8. King Diamond is driving 50 mph in a horse drawn carriage under a full moon through a fog covered haunted backroad en route to his next concert. His destination is 125 miles away and the band takes the stage at exactly midnight. The time is 9:30 PM. How long will it take him to arrive at the concert. Will he make it in time?
TRIP AT THE BRAIN TEASERS BONUS QUESTIONS: 2 POINTS EACH!
A. The HAZMAN wanted to get into the VIP section of a JUDAS PRIEST concert. So he hid behind some large MARSHALL amplifiers and watched the guard at the door of the backstage. The guard said a number to each person as they approached, and the member would respond with a number of their own. If the member responded with the correct number they were let in. If they responded incorrectly they were thrown out and called a POSER. One member came up to the door, the guard said twelve, and the member responded with six and was let in. Another member came to the door, the guard said six and the member responded with three and was let in. Believing he had heard enough, the HAZMAN went up to the guard. The guard said ten, and the HAZMAN said five, but was denied access, verbally demoralized and called a POSER. What should the HAZMAN have said?
B. A broke ass heavy metal vinyl collector had spent all of his paychecks on many rare and precious vinyl records. He did not want anybody to know about them. One day, his wife said, "It is time to throw all of that garbage away. How many of those damn vinyls do you have?"
After pausing he cleverly replied, "Well! If I divide the vinyl albums into two unequal numbers, then 32 times the difference between the two numbers equals the difference between the squares of the two numbers. Figure that shit out and I will allow thee to dispose of my grand vinyl collection."
Help the merchant's wife by finding out how many vinyl albums her husband owns?
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